Friends... How Many of us Have Them?

Operator: 911 what’s your emergency?

Caller: I would like to report a Fake Ass Friend!

I attended Buffalo State College in Buffalo, NY from 2004-2006! I was well into my gayness by this point and owned the hell out of it! I eventually befriended another popular gay that we can call Derrick!

Derrick dated a Kappa that people suspected to be gay but didn’t have the proof! Derrick was also from the Buffalo area and a pretty boy at that… u know, them light skin nigga types! Anywho me and Derrick became best friends, traveled together and all, but I eventually had to cut my ties with him off some continuous grimy shxt!

I messed with this one dude that was so my type! He was short, light skin, fine and had a big ass D... I'm talking he was so well endowed that I had to sleep funny after one of our sessions! Well one day when me and Derrick was just chopping it up and being friends we started talking about our sexual trysts! When I told Derrick about my guy I could see a lightbulb going off in his head. He started asking mad questions and comes to find out he’s someone that Derrick messed with in the past! I didn’t think too much of it because 1) I knew that we’d eventually bump heads because he was from Buffalo and prob fxcked the entire city, so there’s wasn’t gonna be a nigga he AIN'T touched and 2) he didn’t really lead me to believe it would be a problem for me to continue to see dude… so I didn’t stop!

Well buss how I ended up finding out that Derrick wanted that old thang back and wanted to snatch ole boy from me! He started hitting him up, sparking conversation and all, just doing snake shxt! Eventually I stopped fxcking with the nigga and knew that at some point I was gonna stop fxcking with Derrick too! Talk about a Frenemy!

Me and Derrick ended up staying in the same dorm unit, we had separate rooms but shared the common area! I was talking to this one shawty from outta town and he had wanted to come visit me, so I let him! He stayed in my room for the weekend and I remember that Derrick’s energy was off once he arrived! You could feel the attitude rolling off of him and I let it go until ole boy wanted to go out! I asked Derrick was there something that I needed to know because I wasn’t understanding his energy! He didn’t really have an answer so I was like “look, this nigga tryna take us to the club to have a good time so bxtch you need to kill that vibe you carrying”… Everything was all good, we went to the club, had mad drinks then came home and me and my dude continued our party!

This was the first dude I did a strip tease for and I specifically remember him being the first dude that had a big vein going down his D and something about it turned me on… and prob why I’m attracted to veins to this day!

So lemme jump to the good part! I had to go to class or something and shawty was still in my room so I let him know that I’ll be back…What I was doing ended early so I went home and guess what y’all…

Derrick was walking around in a towel and both our bedroom doors were open. When I walked inside my room my nigga was sitting on my bed! I already knew what happened but when I asked them they both denied it! #GoFigure

I never got confirmation that they fxcked but u just know whatcha know! Derrick was jealous because he wasn’t the only sought after person nor was he the most popular anymore since I stepped foot on campus! He prob befriended me in a whole “keep your enemies closer” type deal! Not sure if he heard me and ole boy having sex and wanted some of that too, or if he jus wanted the nigga simply because he was mine… hell could have been both… he wouldn't be the first nor the last... but all I know is I eventually released myself from that friendship!

There were many more situations that transpired between us, but I can tell y'all what was the straw that broke the camel's back. I stopped being friends with him once he said to me one day “I only fxck with niggas that are in relationships with women because it makes me feel like I’m fxcking with a real man.” Y’all… LISTEN! I’ve been adamant for a veeeeeery long time about cheating shxt… actually took the stance against it while in Memphis… but to know that he purposely sought out these niggas and disregarded their bxtches was just some low down trifling ass shxt and I couldn't associate myself with such! I remember telling him that I could no longer be his friend because our interests didn’t align! Granted we're all our own human beings and do so as we choose, so I just decided to choose people better!